The following collection of links point to webpages currently
maintained solely by Clowning Glory Productions. Those websites that began
with Clowning Glory's help have since moved on to being the sole property
and creation of their own webmasters- a fact we're proud to
Enjoy the ride, and remember that, like nearly all
websites out there, the following are under construction, so one visit
just isn't enough.
A website promoting and expanding on a CD made to benefit the American
Cancer Society. It's music for a brighter tomorrow. (CD no longer in
/j The new homepage of another post-teen living in
today's mad mad world. Please be forewarned, site contains language and
Zoo Just your average house in an average cul-de-sac in
quintessential small-town America. It happens to be filled with cats,
dogs, and people.
A surreal look at the artwork of a young talent growing up close to
Clowning Glory's Sarah. (Never finished)
Movie Gallery A new way to bring one's work home- an unofficial
website detailing specials, rates and assorted info about East Windsor's
Movie Gallery. (Out of date as of 07/04/05)
EDubb Class of
'98 A page for the Losers of the EDubb Class of '98 to keep in
It began with Howling Moon, Inc., my
father's "company" that he started years ago...
for a simple decal at a local hardware store to put on the side of an old
wooden soda crate, he came across a picture of a wolf howling at the moon.
Howling Moon Soda was born that day, and carried on to encompass a large
video library, a successful stationery enterprise, and numerous
Later, Howling Moon, Inc. became the
parent of such businesses as SCR, Inc., a creation of mine that has only
recently become the nearly-omnipresent Clowning Glory, Inc., and Pod,
Inc., a stationery "company" run by three young kids, with delightfully
fresh cards and posters!
Clowning Glory is an original name
dreamed up by its creator's twisted little mind. Clowning Glory
Productions is both a new and established company.
and visions are ever-changing, and its creator is forever adapting it to
fit the newest standards of technology and business. Yet the basic motto,
favorite quote, whatever you'd like to call it, has remained unchanged.
Always in Clowning Glory, our goal is to spread smiles and giggles all
over the web.
"You'll find that life is still worthwhile, if you
Who'd have thought it...?
Actually, these days, an entire website run by a single person isn't that
distant a concept. With the advances in technology our world has seen,
it's near useless to employ hundreds or even tens to do the job that one
person could conceivable accomplish alone.
That is to say,
Clowning Glory is the destination and journey of one soul. Not out of
necessity, per se, but out of that spirit that unites all techno-preneurs,
those dot-com'ers that so populate the world today. It's cliché, it's
overdone, but it's a hell of a lot of fun to type some random characters
and see a nifty site take shape.
For a professional look at the
resumé * word doc or weblink
Otherwise, here we go... your journey beyond the clown, the
white gloves, the laughter and joy. Here's the basic idea.
/sarah, as a website, contains
strong language and even stronger opinions, making it unsuitable for the
public as a whole. Individuals may wish to visit this site, but should
realize it is at their own discretion.
clowningglory.com is fun.
Family friendly, even.
clowningglory.com's sarah, as a web entity,
is a post-teen with views on the world that need to be shared. Please consider this
Besides those websites created and maintained by Clowning
Glory Productions, there are a few other places on this world wide wonder
worth visiting. (Sorry about the gratuitous alliteration.)
Netscape The first
to offer tabbed browsing for multi-taskers and the attention
Mozilla Firefox A massively customizable browser for
Internet Explorer The classic has actually improved.
Can't beat tabbed browsing, after all.
Compaq CGP has yet to
purchase a computer that isn't a Compaq. While Clowning Glory is not an
anti-Mac organization, the webmistress' main area of computer learning has
been with PCs. From the onset, clowningglory.com has been created and
maintained using almost solely Compaq machines.
Omnis Hosting Omnis
provides the server you're using to access clowningglory.com. Thanks!
Software Clowning Glory has always sworn by Paint Shop Pro and its
Software Lately, CGP has taken
advantage of the graphics and website building capabilities of
Macromedia's Fireworks and Dreamweaver. It should also
be noted that the webmistress is almost completely self-taught, a
testament to the ease of use and simplicity of design of the above