12 JANUARY 2006 : Episode 7


Kimpact kicks off with video footage of what happened last week after Kimpact went off the air. Randy Savage and Jeff Jarrett trading blows. TNA officials are getting in the ring.

"Stop the footage! Hold everything!"

We cut live to Jeff Jarrett storming to ringside. He has a piece of paper in his hands. He is waving it around.

"What I have here is a legal summons to prevent that footage from ever being played on TNA. These stupid fans don't need to see what happened last week. If anybody ever shows that tape I will have my team of Lawyers sue them for every penny they have, every penny they will ever make, and every penny their children will ever make."

As Jarrett turns to leave Randy Savage appears on the video wall.

"I'm not surprised you don't want anyone to see that video, yeah. If that video ever saw the light of day it would to more damage to you than that sex video did to Paris Hilton. What you don't know Jeff, is that I've seen a copy of that summons. And I might not be able to show the fans that footage but I sure can tell them about it. Last week I kicked your ass! Oh yeah! You tasted my double axe handle. Jeff Jarrett, I got the better of you. Enough about last week. I want to talk about tonight. I hope you picked a tag partner for tonight."

"You better believe I did, Savage."

"Good. Trust me Ron Killings is ready. How about we make our match tonight more interesting? We both got fined $25,000 last week for putting our hands on TNA officials. If you lose tonight you pay my $25,000 fine. If I lose tonight I pay your $25,000. What do you think?"

"Hmmm... Do you even have $25,000, Savage? I know you lost money making that silly rap CD. You know what? That fine was bogus anyway. You should have to pay it. You have a deal."

Sandman is headed to the ring. He is accompanied by Shane Douglas. He takes a mic.

"Shane Douglas has provided me with the best competition in TNA because at Unbreakable I have a match with Raven. And why is Raven the best? Because he beat 3 other men last week. But Raven didn't do it by himself. We know Raven can't beat Abyss so Shane and I took him out of the match. And Shane is so good for my career that he went outside of TNA to provide me with competition. Let's bring him out now."

The wrestler Shane Douglas has brought into TNA is ... Chris Kanyon.

Sandman vs. Chris Kanyon

Sandman offers a handshake to Kanyon but quickly puts a boot to the mid-section. Sandman floors Kanyon with a right fist. Sandman picks Kanyon up and rocks him with another right hand. Sandman throws Kanyon over the top rope. Shane Douglas tosses something to Sandman. It appears to be a lighter. Sandman is now smoking a cigarette! He is supposed to be wrestling this match for Pete's sake. Kanyon slides back into the ring. Sandman kicks him. He is still smoking. Sandman is putting the cigarette out on Kanyon's arm. The inmates with a "F*** him up, Sandman. F*** him up." chant. Kanyon ducks a clothesline, Sandman rebounds off the ropes, Kanyon catches him, Kanyon turns a flapjack into a Kanyon Cutter on Sandman. Kanyon picks Sandman up in a Fireman's carry and turns it into a knee to the back of the head. Kanyon attempts a hip lock, Sandman blocks, Sandman tries for a clothesline. Kanyon ducks. He has Sandman trapped hits a "Kanyon"plex. Kanyon stays with it, hooks a bridge for the pin cover. 1, 2, Sandman kicks out. Kanyon powers Sandman down with a clothesline. Kanyon hits a sit-out version of the dominator. Sandman back to his feet. He looks stunned. Kanyon picks him up in the torture jack. Sandman reverses and hits the White Russian leg sweep. Sandman wraps Kanyon up with the cover. 1,2,3. Victory for the Sandman. Shane Douglas steps back into the ring. He picks Kanyon up to his feet he applauds him for a good match. Out of nowhere Shane nails Chris Kanyon with a belly to belly suplex. Sandman takes his singapore cane. He is going to strike Kanyon. Here comes Raven! Sandman swings with the kendo stick, Raven ducks. Kanyon clears the ring of Shane Douglas with a back body drop over the top rope. Raven connects on Sandman with a superkick. Sandman rolls out of the ring. Raven grabs a mic.

"You are right, Sandman. Shane Douglas has done wonders for you. Because he signed you to a regular match against me at Unbreakable. He saved you from my brutality. I want you in a Raven's Rules match. You can't hide behind Shane Douglas forever. I will find away to get you into a Raven's Rules match. You will feel my pain. Quote the Raven, NEVERMORE!"

Shane Douglas retorts.

"I own the Sandman's contract so I call the shots with his matches. The only way you get Sandman in a Raven's Rules match is in a 2 out of 3 falls match. The first fall will be a single match. The second fall will be a First Blood match. And the third fall will be your precious Raven's Rules."

This has given Raven a lot to think about. To get Sandman in the match he wants he has to wrestle Sandman two other times in the same night.

"Mr. TNA" AJ Styles vs. "Primetime" Elix Skipper

"Primetime" Elix Skipper makes his in ring debut against AJ Styles. Skipper attacked AJ Styles two weeks ago. And last week he cost AJ the four way match. AJ makes his way to the ring first. He has been thinking about this match all week. "Fallen Angel" is heading down to ringside with Skipper. Skipper on the mic.

"I am a huge star. I wrestle only at the the biggest events. I will not be making my ring debut at some random show. If you want a piece of me, AJ, you'll have to wait until Unbreakable. But I didn't want to leave you all dressed up with no place to go. Or in your case without an opponent so I got one for ya."

And out walks the monster Abyss. Abyss has signed to wrestle Jeff Hardy at Unbreakable. AJ Styles looks exasperated. Daniels and Skipper have stationed themselves at Ringside.

AJ Styles vs. Abyss

As Abyss tries to enter the ring AJ nails him with a dropkick. Abyss flys back to the floor. AJ still has his ring vest on and he takes to the air with a suicide dive on Abyss. AJ takes the fight to Abyss on the outside with rights hands. AJ tries knotting up Abyss' thigh muscle with Karate kicks to the side of the leg. AJ irish whips Abyss into the steel steps. Abyss's leg connected hard. AJ leaps off the steps and takes Abyss down with a clothesline. He tosses his ring vest in Elix Skipper's face. Skipper exchanges some unkind words to AJ. Abyss rolls into the ring. AJ follows. Abyss tries a chokeslam but AJ blocks it by kicking Abyss in the kneecap. AJ chops Abyss. AJ gets caught with a big boot. Abyss nails AJ with a huge right. He floors AJ with a driving clothesline. Abyss with a running power bomb attempt. AJ manages to land on his feet. AJ kicks Abyss in the gut. AJ tries for the Styles Clash. Abyss blocks it. He turns it into a power bomb. Abyss seats AJ on the top turnbuckle. Abyss climbs the turnbuckle as well. AJ catches him with a right. Abyss losses his balance and hangs himself upside down by the leg. AJ struggles to lift Abyss into a Styles Clash from the turnbuckle. Daniels and Skipper enter the ring before Styles can complete the move. They take Abyss down from the turnbuckle and attack AJ. All three men are laying a beating down on AJ Styles. He comes Jeff Hardy with a chair to make the save. He swings at Skipper and Daniels but they both head for higher ground. Hardy turns to Abyss and blasts him with a brutal chairshot. He is motioning for Hardy to hit him again. Hardy swings but Abyss punches the chair out of his hand. Hardy looks befuddled. He just hit Abyss with his best chairshot and he is still standing. Hardy ducks a clothesline and sends Abyss to the outside with a front dropkick. Abyss lands on his feet. What will Jeff Hardy have to do to beat Abyss at Unbreakable?

We have a quick update on BG James. While still waiting to under go surgery BG has been rehabbing his arm. These sessions are said to be very intensive. While very painful this type of rehab helps heal. BG has said to have made lots of progress already in the span of a week.

Here comes "Macho Man" and Ron "The Truth" Killings. They are ready for the tag match against Jeff Jarrett and his partner. Remember both Jeff Jarrett's and Randy Savage's $25,000 fine is on the line in this match. Jeff Jarrett is heading to the ring. He has a briefcase with him. One has to assume the money is inside. Jarrett is now motioning for his partner. James Storm makes his way to the ring. Savage and Killings are ready to start the match. The ref gets ready to ring the bell. Jarrett grabs the mic.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. James Storm is not my partner tonight. He is the manager for this team. My partner? ... The man they call STING!"

What ?!!? This is unreal. Sting is here. The crowd is shocked. The asylum is buzzing! Jarrett has convinced Sting to join him tonight. Savage and Killings are stunned. They weren't expecting Sting.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage and Ron "The Truth" Killings vs. Jeff Jarrett and Sting (with James Storm)

Savage tries talking to Sting. These two were close friends. Savage looks puzzled that Sting would side with Jarrett. Sting takes a cheap shot at Savage. Sting hits Savage with a left hand. "Macho Man" looks hesitant to strike Sting. Sting with another left. Sting powers Savage down with a left arm clothesline. Sting takes Savage down with a suplex. Sting tags in Jeff Jarrett. Savage and Jarrett trade fists. Savage gets the upper hand. He nails Jarrett with a hooking clothesline. Savage with a back body drop. Savage nails Jarrett with an elbow smash on the top of the head. Savage scoops Jarrett up and planets him with a body slam. Savage climbs the turnbuckle. He looks at Savage. He looks at James Storm. He leaps off onto Storm with a double axe handle on the outside. Sting grabs Jarrett's briefcase and blasts Savage with it. Jeff Jarrett has the attention of the ref. Sting opens the briefcase up. He pulls out a pair of handcuffs. He cuffs Savage to the guardrail. "Macho Man" can't move. Killings enters the ring to take over for his team. This has turned into a handicap match. Killings slams Jarrett's head into Sting's. Killings with a hip lock on Jarrett. A drop kick to Jarrett. Sting enters the ring and he gets a dropkick as well. Storm climbs onto the apron. Killings sends him flying to the floor with a superkick. Killings hits the "Truth Teller" Rock Bottom on Jarrett. Cover, 1, 2, Jarrett get the shoulder up. Killings walks into Jarrett's spinebuster. Jarrett makes the tag to Sting. Killings ducks a clothesline. Killings hits Sting with the "Truth Serum", a jumping side kick with a spin. Cover. 1,2, Sting puts a foot on the bottom rope. Storm is putting the boots to the handcuffed Randy Savage. Sting takes Killings down with a spear. Killings back into the corner. Sting charges with a Stinger Splash. Sting makes the tag to Jarrett. Jarrett sets Killings up for the Stroke. He holds the move, he has paused. He points to "Macho Man". He wants him to see this. He hits the Stroke. 1,2,3. This is unbelievable. Jeff Jarrett has brought Sting to TNA and Randy Savage owes Jeff Jarrett $25,000. Jarrett climbs out of the ring. Savage takes a wild swing at Jarrett with his free hand. It misses. Jarrett strikes Savage. Jeff Jarrett, Sting and James Storm raise their arms in victory as we go off the air.

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